You know you are in a strange land when…

We are certainly in the “Land of Strange t-shirts” here. At least this one is in proper English…but what the hell is Mickey doing????

Mickey Mouse and the Goat, "The Compromising Position"

The oddest torque wrench I’ve ever seen.

Torque this!

Street maintenance has become very efficient.  They can’t afford to block off a street overnight and hope that someone remembers in the morning to pick up the pylons.  That ‘cart’ type thing has some liquid paint and a flame that drives the paint as it is applied.  So as soon as they are done, they simply pack up and leave.  So maybe a hour all told (setup and take down included) this section of the road is painted and can be driven over.

Road Painting

Words simply fail to try and explain this guy.

Do YOU want to know what he's selling? And if you did, would you eat it?