“I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.”

- Woody Allen

“I don’t completely regret staying here.” – Chris, hive13

“When I was waiting the 5 mins between refusing the body scanner and the pat down, I try my hardest to get a full raging hard-on to make the pat down as awkward as possible.” – CP

You know you are at a con when you hear the phrase “It works through his pants” as a feature. – Mycurial

The first time I heard APT, I thought it meant Awesome Perky Tits. – Ophelia

I was really interested in watching butt sex infereno from across the table. – Jillian.

I’m texting him to move to my bed. They can fuck there, I don’t care. – Tiffany

This bus is ridiculois, I can literslly see some girl’s nipple. – Jillian. On way home